Oh I miss you soooo much! I had a minor dramatic moment again today... flailed my arms and sang a song about the agony that is now my life with your current absence... Oh... I have a great story for you! I'll try to post it later. I LOVE YOU! Oh, and by the way, since you have to have a gmail account to post comments, I signed up... my account is "dontfeedthenanas@gmail.com" HA HA! I thought you guys would appreciate that. =) LOVE YOOOOUUUU!!!!
Here's the story. By the way, it's a true story and the names have NOT been changed. HA HA!
Bed Time Story
As I was making an attempt to force myself into bed, I saw something move across my blanket. Flipping on the light, I realized it was a spider!!! As we know, that's a big fat "NO-CAN-DO!!!" for Na. However, I didn't simply retreat and sleep on the couch, I annihilated the beastly devil with a can of hairspray and then trapped it's corpse under the hairspray lid, just in case it should return back to life. Pathetically, even though I have powered through and actually killed the thing, I can't bring myself to dispose of the hopefully dead, eight-legged spawn of lucifer. Regardless of the fact that it is no longer moving, I know it's still watching me! Anyone wishing to do spider protection, murder, and removal, is more that welcome to volunteer!
I am a wimp. I am ashamed.
Bed Time Story: PART TWO
After taking a brief moment (or an hour... whatever) to muster up an buttload of courage, I returned to the scene of the arachnid massacre for clean up on isle three duty. In my ever so wanna-be-boyscout fashion, I was armed and prepared with my trusty can of hairspray, "just in case". Exhibiting extreme caution, I lifted the lid, sure that the monster would spring out and latch itself to my face and then slowly eat my brains out. Oh that I should have been so lucky! The immortal piece of trash wasn't even there!!! Indeed it had resurrected itself! Undoubtedly, the evilest of all spiders is currently mummified, lurking under my pillow, plotting a most gruesome revenge on me.
This story concludes with my admitted defeat. Now I shall retreat like the sad little girl I am, clutching my faithful teddy bear, and sleep on the couch.
THE END
*I hope that I have succeeded in provoking a smile at the expense of my pride.
... by the way, the house burned down... Lonnie started it!!! And Lorie threw a HUGE crazy party and the cops arrested her for her wild behavior! Oh, and Nichole tried to bust her out of jail but failed so now she's heading off to prison for ten years! However, I'm keeping things in order. I talked to Lonnie about his pyro problems and he's helping me rebuild the house. Lorie should be getting out of jail tomorrow but we're putting her under house arrest so we can keep an eye on her. As for Nichole, we'll just be pen pals. Well, I think that's all the news for now. XOXOXOX
What's the point of having a blog that you don't check!?! Quit looking at the beauty around you and log on to the internet! ... WAIT! Are you too busy playing with your fancy ipod and camera and you're neglecting your fancy computer? SHAME ON YOU! Less time outside enjoying breathtaking scenery, more time inside on the web. I'M NOT JEALOUS!!!
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Oh I miss you soooo much! I had a minor dramatic moment again today... flailed my arms and sang a song about the agony that is now my life with your current absence... Oh... I have a great story for you! I'll try to post it later. I LOVE YOU! Oh, and by the way, since you have to have a gmail account to post comments, I signed up... my account is "dontfeedthenanas@gmail.com" HA HA! I thought you guys would appreciate that. =)
LOVE YOOOOUUUU!!!!
Here's the story. By the way, it's a true story and the names have NOT been changed. HA HA!
Bed Time Story
As I was making an attempt to force myself into bed, I saw something move across my blanket. Flipping on the light, I realized it was a spider!!! As we know, that's a big fat "NO-CAN-DO!!!" for Na. However, I didn't simply retreat and sleep on the couch, I annihilated the beastly devil with a can of hairspray and then trapped it's corpse under the hairspray lid, just in case it should return back to life. Pathetically, even though I have powered through and actually killed the thing, I can't bring myself to dispose of the hopefully dead, eight-legged spawn of lucifer. Regardless of the fact that it is no longer moving, I know it's still watching me! Anyone wishing to do spider protection, murder, and removal, is more that welcome to volunteer!
I am a wimp. I am ashamed.
Bed Time Story: PART TWO
After taking a brief moment (or an hour... whatever) to muster up an buttload of courage, I returned to the scene of the arachnid massacre for clean up on isle three duty. In my ever so wanna-be-boyscout fashion, I was armed and prepared with my trusty can of hairspray, "just in case". Exhibiting extreme caution, I lifted the lid, sure that the monster would spring out and latch itself to my face and then slowly eat my brains out. Oh that I should have been so lucky! The immortal piece of trash wasn't even there!!! Indeed it had resurrected itself! Undoubtedly, the evilest of all spiders is currently mummified, lurking under my pillow, plotting a most gruesome revenge on me.
This story concludes with my admitted defeat. Now I shall retreat like the sad little girl I am, clutching my faithful teddy bear, and sleep on the couch.
THE END
*I hope that I have succeeded in provoking a smile at the expense of my pride.
... by the way, the house burned down... Lonnie started it!!! And Lorie threw a HUGE crazy party and the cops arrested her for her wild behavior! Oh, and Nichole tried to bust her out of jail but failed so now she's heading off to prison for ten years! However, I'm keeping things in order. I talked to Lonnie about his pyro problems and he's helping me rebuild the house. Lorie should be getting out of jail tomorrow but we're putting her under house arrest so we can keep an eye on her. As for Nichole, we'll just be pen pals. Well, I think that's all the news for now.
XOXOXOX
What's the point of having a blog that you don't check!?! Quit looking at the beauty around you and log on to the internet! ... WAIT! Are you too busy playing with your fancy ipod and camera and you're neglecting your fancy computer? SHAME ON YOU! Less time outside enjoying breathtaking scenery, more time inside on the web. I'M NOT JEALOUS!!!
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